what are you some kind of mug asking to buy gear on the internet !!!

now grow up and save your pocket money up and when you get to 18 you will be able to go to amsterdam ........

now run along and go to bed theres a good lad if not no pocket money this week !!!

mum + dad

Yes, I can help you. Please send me a bunch of cash first, and then I gladly will forward you the requested marijaunia post haste. Glad to do business with you!

Amsterfan,
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You must do a better job with discipline of the children. If I catch them playing on the internet again, there will be spankings all around.

Weasel

Sounds like Gizmo needs some space cake to help him sleep after the bedtime nursery rhymes!