Ok so I am going to try to write a report now - so I don't shy away from it later. Warning - not close to Chicago couples at all - but still a report :) I started reading this site a few months ago when looking for informatino on another Europe Country for my husband and my first vacation by ourselves for a few years. We are still young - late 20s - I had never been with another women before and after reading this site and Bonnie's reports I thought it's about time. Women are so beautiful - sorry - wondered - still a little high.

So anyways we came into the city yestaday - flew from states over night - Damn flight kept us up - lights were on for 4 of the 6 1/2 hour flight - and when they were off the plane was bouncing off every other cloud! So tired as crap but so excited I couldn't sleep while my husband took a nap.

So by the time we head out it has stopped raining - I dress up, to slow a lot more of myself then I usually do. I have a larger chest but often don't show it off. We head out to the trams trying to find de Klos for some ribs. I had read such great things about it and they were totally right. Great ribs but small place with not a lot of tables. We shared one order since they are so big. Some wine and bread and then we navigate our way to the RLD. We stop to smoke in little coffee shops here and there but I am so not feeling anything. We try to find Sarah from ALB, I went round and round the church and past 3 Bulldogs. I am so lost. We were offered so much stuff, LSD and crack that I am starting to wonder how awful I must look that I have every guy on the street thinking I am a crack addict! I give up and try to find my way to Annie in Blue Jeans. I think I spot her but I am so backwards and can't figure out the street signs that I can't tell which canal we are on. If it was her she had ripped up jeans - a black top and brown wavy hair. (By the way pretty sure it was her thanks to the follow up PMs).

I am super nervous and there are so many people around. My husband is higher then a kite following me around like a kid in a candy shop. I am annoyed I'm not even buzzed. So somehow we keep trying to figure out how the hell to get back out of the RLD. Still can't find Sarah and every time we go back to see if that was Annie Blue Jeans the window is closed. I also should say we did find the Black Tiger which was ok but I was so lost I was wipped out.

I kept looking at all the guys around wondering if they could be some of the guys from this site: Wim, panicked or AXXXTW? As I have no idea what they look like - there was no chance of that. So we make it back to the hotel and try some #s we were given: Bianca and Pretty Escort again. No luck for tonight. We got real hot and heavy ourselves for a while and then finally call it a night. I swore to restudy the maps before tomorrow.

Monday, can't seem to wake up as it's afternoon before I am up and out of bed with some since of motion. We call Pretty Escorts again and set up time with Ruby for later in the evening. We set out after some serious studing of comments and maps. Ladies by the way I screwed up my boots walking around that big church - the stones are all messed up in the path. So by now we go find a place to drink and smoke. We find a little pub, I think drink and sink Pub just down the way from the grasshopper (walking toward RLD away from CS). I liked the music and the wine. The music and disco ball got me in a much better mood. So now I am armed (with my maps) and ready to find Sarah.

Ok so now we actually find the Tromp (wow small alley - no joke). But the girl that should be in Sarah's window says she's Silva. I can't remember what time the shifts change so we think maybe if we chill at Bull dog either Annie or Sarah will show up later. It's after 6:30 and still can't find them. Now there is a short very curvey black women in where I think Annie was. I tell my husband to find a women he likes that sees couples and come back to the Bulldog and get me. He does, Emma on Tromp. I haven't read anything about her yet but have to get over my nerves so we go in. We step in, she closes the door and the curtin.

Small blond - think she was wearing a black bathing suit but honestly I wasn't able to really remember much. She had her hair back. Anyways, I think she thought we were teenangers as we look real young (younger then we are, we get carded a lot even here). So she tells us to get undressed and him to lay down. She's washing her hands or something. Oh she tells me to start giving him a BJ and then she will next. She is feeling on my breasts. Then she puts the condom on him and starts going down while I come around and start running my hands up and down her while feeling her breasts. I am way too nervous still on what is allowed that I am scared to really try to touch her more intimate. She then gets on top of him and rides him while sucking on my breasts. I think that was most of it. I can't remember really. I think then we got dressed and she told me I had great breasts.

I really didn't do much with her but I felt like it wasn't clearly stated before and was scared that if I did something there would be an up charge. I really needed someone else to take the lead so I don't consider a bad experience but not the best for a first time. Husband got to be with another women and I was breaking my nerves. So now that I know where I am going we walk around again, still no Sarah and no Annie. I try to find a canal ride open so that we aren't rushing back to hotel before Ruby is due. Darn if all the ticket offices are closed.

We find some chocoloate treats and wine before heading back on tram to hotel. Find a place before going in to smoke some and eat some treats. So then we head up to find a bottle opener. Still 30 mins ahead of time and I was about to send husband down to get bottle opener when we get a call, "Do we have a girl that we are expecting?". "Yes" I say. So no time for wine.

Ruby is smaller then I thought from pictures but hot little tanned body. Now I am fully ready but still a little shy on how to take lead. I tell husband to pay. She calls someone then asks my husband what he wants. He can't talk by now as he's been smoking, drinking and was just allowed by his wife to be fucked and sucked by another women while she watched. I think his brain is checked out. So finally Ruby takes off her top and comes over to me and starts to kiss on my neck and from behind breathes in my ear. She undresses me and kisses my breasts. She goes down on me while my husband watches (he is still really brain dead with another new adventure and can't seem to talk). Ruby made me a very happy girl a few times over. I timidly asked if I could do the same for her and she said yes. Her breasts were so nice, bigger then Emmas but still smaller then mine. They were just right. I locked eyes with my husband a few times. Now I think his brain has exploded and has melted out his ears, never to be able to talk again.

Time is coming to an end so she takes a shower and leaves. Then we get in the shower. He is starting to talk but he is either the biggest idoit that's full of shit acting like he can't recall what just happed, asking when that girl is coming and not answering me when I ask if he wants to go back out to the RLD or his brain really did explode. I think he's full of shit but give him a little extra something in the bath tub just the same. The tubs are very small by the way, my garden at home is a little more roomy but the shower head here is to die for.

It's late now and I wanted to get this out while I was still a little buzzed to keep my nerve. We have a flight out early for the rest of our trip and an early wake up call so I think that's it for us. I still wished I know if Annie or Sarah was working tonight and I might actually say screw it to the sleep and head back out but since I don't.... It's cold - it's damp - my feet hurt and if I go back out, drink or smoke anymore I might not find our hotel again - besides - hubby is crashed now.

By the way, forgot to say staying at Movenpick, nice. Sure beats the traditional 4 or 5 star hotels in the center of the city. It's modern and roomy. Priceline had it for $100 dollars, so as long as you don't smoke in rooms - you can't beat the deal. Short walk from 26 tram drop. Don't think I would walk from CS.

So all in all not bad trip although Bianca never returned our call and we never found Annie or Sarah. We had our first time with FFM and we put a little spice in our trip.

Thanks for the help on this site. Eve

(edit by sun)

Well done you two,glad you enjoyed the experience and thanks for sharing the trip report.

its a shame how this is written, i can't bear to read more than 10 lines at a time.

heads, sometimes its best to think something rather than say. Just appreciate you had an intersting report to read!!

I agree that the content is interesting, but the presentation, well, it makes consumption difficult.

and personally I think these things do make a difference.

-paniked

what a bunch of bitches! It was a great report well done.

Nothing wrong with the report in my eyes,too many negative comments could put people off writing reports which would be a shame.

i inserted a few paragraph breaks

Thank you sun-n-fun !!! It was an interesting read, but I could only digest it once broken up.

Thank you to the posters for the report !!! Interesting perspective on the Dam.

well, it has since been cleaned-up...

and if an interesting report is not read because it's unreadable (or close to it) it's the same net effect, no?

I encourage everyone to write reports and to do so in a way that makes them as accessible as most of the content on this site. if someone wants to call that "bitching" or "negative", fine by me -- but what it is is constructive criticism.

and believe me, there must be plenty of other reasons why people don't write reports...I'm not in fear that I've just caused a whole bunch of reports-in-progress to be stopped in their tracks ;)

thanks to my fellow moderator for improving the accessibility of this report. and thanks, again, to the contributor.

-paniked

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Thanks for your report!!

It’s very interesting and informative always to know women’s opinion.

Good luck!

My Wife and I are going on Friday we are arranging a bi sx escort for 5 hours in our hotel
would you recommend Ruby and which agency did you phone
my wife is very attractive blonde so very important to get the right girl

Ok - sorry first to the team, especially Panicked. I read your posts and knew that you expected a well written report. I did however explain I was still under the influence and that has to count for something :). Thank you Sun for editing some. I did clean it up a little more and even added periods!

I didn't mean to start a fight. I agree it's hard to read some of the reports but you have to understand the mind set of the writer. Just like there are some movies that make more sence when you are high.

You have to also understand I needed those extra influnces to be able to relax.

Maybe it's our culture but most women that I know of don't admit their bi feelings and desires to experiement. I am also thinking it must be more then my culture as so many guys on here dream of finding a women like Bonnie some day.

This was just my little tale of my first time. I wanted to share as it was here that I found the encouragement to explore.

By the way, a funny little side note. I mentioned that I was on the look out for guys like Wim who seem to prowl often. But as I didn't know what anyone looked like that was impossible. At one point I had a map out looking for Tromp still. A little English guy comes up and offers directions. I almost asked him if he was Wim, but then he asked for money!

Thanks again and sorry to Panicked and Sun. Love Eve

Hi Eve

No apology needed. Your message made my day and I sure did the same for others.

Thanks for tolerating my 'edits'

sun

Looks like a winning combination all round - if a report has great content, then a moderator will kindly format it for better readability.

What a site this is.

Magoo


ps regarding the possible-Wim asking for money in the RLD: I don't think he's ever revealed how he finances his researches...

hmmm...

Wim the prowler.....

He's definitely lying low at the moment!

Thanks guys - just got State side after a long day of flying. Glad some got some enjoyment out of our little adventure. Husband swears his brain wasn't working for a while. He said it was like wondering if you are having a really good dream but scared to think about it too much or else you might wake up and realize it IS only a dream! He also agrees that the window experience was way too unpersonable. He described it as odering fast food - like would you like fries with that?

I have no idea what Wim looks like but this little old English man had long curly grey hair - (couldn't have been but 5, 5 )and was so SWEET (even though he asked for money )- and to offer directions to the young stoned American couple searching for certain windows was so kind.

I have also wondered how the true "researcheres" of the windows finance their studies. I know AXXTW wants to remain unknown but one of them has to be a trust fund baby and definetly doesn't have a wife spending all that money! I wonder if in Holland you can add up all the money spent in RLD and get a tax deduction for work related research? Interesting thought....

Well back to real world - Love EVE (and Adam too)