My partner and I just visited Fun4Two on Saturday, June 30. Since this forum has been a great resource for us in planning our adventures in the Netherlands, I wanted to relay our experiences to the group.

We took the train from Amsterdam and stayed at Hotel De Keizerskroon in Gouda. We thought it would be nicer to stay in town and close to the train station. The hotel was charming. The rooms were small, but it was a nice place overall. The hotel staff arranged for a taxi to Fun4Two at 21:45. It cost 20 euro.

We paid our entrance fee and headed into the club. We were given a locker key and told to change into lingerie between 22:00 and 23:00. We headed into the main bar and dance floor area. Our first impression was – crowded! The place was packed. We hoped that once people started spreading out throughout the club it would not feel so busy. The bar staff was attentive and the drinks were good.

People started showing up on the dance floor in lingerie around 22:30. At 22:45 we headed upstairs to change and explore. The locker rooms were nice. Once in our lingerie, we started to explore. We noticed right away, that the place really was crowded. We walked through the play room area which was very dark and very full of people watching and participating in play. It was like being in a carnival haunted house – dark, disorienting, and full of people walking every direction and getting in each other’s way.

We found our way to the tantric room. Same story. Jam-packed. No space to play or stand. We went to the Jacuzzi. Not a sliver of space for even one more couple in the Jacuzzi. We at least found a place to sit in the bar above the Jacuzzi, so we could have a drink and watch the action below us.
Eventually – hours later when people started to leave or go eat, so more space was available - we did fuck in the steam room, in the Jacuzzi, in the theatre, and eventually on a public couch – which was really the only open and clean space left.

So speaking of clean – think about how careful people are when using gym equipment. After sweating on a machine, people spray and clean the area. Not at Fun4Two. By midnight there were used cum soaked paper towels all over the place. Every playroom had piles of viral load and DNA in every corner. It was a real turn-off. Unless you were the first couple on a play spot, Lord knows what you were lying in. And there were many areas of steep staircases – requiring that you hold on the handrails as you navigate through and around the hundreds of other people moving throughout the club. Can we get some hand sanitizer in here? The dining area is not very close to a toilet – across the dance floor – there there is no hand sanitizer in the restaurant. I’m not a germ-freak, but some relative hygiene would be nice. Fun4Two is absolutely a clean and safe environment. But certainly as couples enjoy their play, they are going to use tissues. There needs to be a better disposal system for that – not piling them in the corner. Which goes back to how ungodly crowded the place was. If there were fewer couples in the club, the receptacles would not have been so full and overflowing. And perhaps a cleaner could go through during the evening. But with that many couples, it was hard to move anywhere through the play areas. It would be hard to expect a staff member to subject his/herself to that.

In summary, Fun4Two is absolutely a stunning club. Based on the club’s website, we made a reservation as it was clear that they claimed to limit the number of couples per night – which certainly appealed to us. But when we arrived, no one checked our reservation – they just took our money and pushed us through. And I promise you there were more than 150 couples there. By far. The result of so many people and such crowded areas was that it detracted from our experience. We spent more time looking for 2 square meters of relatively clean play space then we spent enjoying the club.

I only wish the owners respected their own policy of limiting the number of couples, so that everyone could enjoy the facilities equally.

Saturday evening is the busiest night of the week at Fun4Two. Of course, there is "variety is the spice of life".

You might want to pick another evening which would be less crowded.

One of the plus items is (from our perspective) no single males. They tend to hover in packs. :)

Back to the crowd. we have been to a number of clubs. They are what you make them. One of the advantages, so to speak, of crowds is lots of skin contact. If your thing is skin contact and strangers, crowds can be fun.

Thanks for you report, Pzanet4.

Fun4Two was our next point of attraction in Netherland, but now we`ll think more about experience in Fata Morgana. I guess thats the problem of popularity, but anyway they stick to their door policy.