Excerpted from The-Beaker's Trip Report - Asmara June 2013

Got a tram with my mate on Monday to check it out. I had spoke to them on the phone to confirm they were open and was told they had 6 girls working. When we arrived we buzzed up and waited 2 minutes before some bird with a tower answered the door and invited up in. Little foreign bloke with some attitude says there are 3 girls working so I say what about the 6 you told me about on the phone. He then just shrugged his shoulders - obviously a total liar. 3 girls walk out who about a 6/7 out of 10. My mate declines but I choose the girl with big tits who opened the door earlier. I pay the 80 euro fee to the little foreign fucker who now tells me there is no bar and no drinks. I get in the room and told immediately that to kiss her or kiss/ feel her tits is another 50 euros. I tell her I've no money left. She just sulks which puts a downer on the whole thing's I decide to get my money's worth and fuck her for the whole 30 minutes. Now I don't know this but my mate asked to wait for me and the little foreign prick who now has emerged as a total cunt asked him to leave. Anyway I'm finished and on my way out. I wait for the door to be opened and tell the little foreign prick that I won't be coining back and that he is a wanker. What a joke establishment. None of the girls on the web site work there. They say no hidden extras. And advertise as Amsterdam's number 1 club. What a fucking total joke.
AVOID AT ALL COSTS