Ok, I made my virgin voyage to Ying Yang Sunday 13 June. All of the advice I got was on target. Great facilities, perfect for a jet lag recovery day. Arrived by train and then taxi 15.00. Helpful staff, got my locker and robe and joined the crowd. The crowd was not big at 15.00 - maybe 30 guys and 12-15 girls. But as the afternoon continued, more and more guys, but not a lot of additional girls. The guys appeared to be a mix of regulars from the region - Dutch and German - with a few from farther away.

My first move was to examine the place - the outside deck and pool (although not sunny and warm enough for me), the jacuzzi, where I returned several times, the indoor pool, the sauna, upstairs for food, and the other spaces. And then I began to survey the available delights. Again, the advice I received was correct - there are not many really good looking girls. Maybe because it was Sunday, but I suspect there are a minority most days.

First contact was a Hungarian girl that I first noticed stepping out of the sauna, naked. Great body - just my taste - tall, 5-7 or so, thin, great legs, great ass, soft B's that are very nice to feel and play with. Good face, not great - seemed lively and worth a chance. Bad decision. Got to the room, she stripped, started a very quick CBJ, moving so fast it quickly became boring. No kissing and she positioned herself so that touching was almost impossible. Time to fuck - the put her ass in the air, guided me in half way, kept her hand around my cock to prevent any farther penetration, pounded about two minutes (beautiful ass) and then turned, pulled of the cover and started a handjob. WTF? I could tell I wasted this one, so I let her finish me off. No repeats.

Second contact about an hour later. Another Hungarian girl, dark hair, olive skin, very tight little body with a nice round ass. Beautiful grey eyes. About 5-2 or 3. More time getting undressed, gave me plenty of time to touch her beautiful firm A breasts and play with her nipples (appreciated), plenty of touching anywhere except the pussy. No kissing, CBJ, with some real skill and then on to mish, doggie, lazy dog, cowgirl, and back to doggie to finish. Ok, not great. Not enough interaction, but worth a half hour - no longer.

And then I waited, looking for a girl I had only seen for a moment. Finally, she appeared and I jumped at the chance and intercepted her before she walked into the bar. Only problem was she only spoke Dutch and German - she is Thai, but raised in Germany. Really beautiful girl - 5 - 1 of so, perfect body, great legs, pretty face, full, sexy lips, black hair past her shoulders. Not a kisser - just pecks - but everything else on the menu. BBBJ, DATY, fingering, lots of touching, and kissing her all over. And she is sweet, not rushed at all. If I had the time, I would have kept her an hour, instead of just a half. Or an hour and a half. She would be very willing to give two or three shots and snuggle up in between. She is a keeper.

Sorry for the lack of names, but they just did not stick with me. If anyone knows the girls I am talking about, it would be great if you could give me their names.

So, will I return to Ying Yang. Absolutely, but not on Sunday. I will try to make it Thursday or Friday next time. And I will do YY for a jet lag remedy and for the pleasures of the girls. But, I do plan to visit the clubs across the border. Maybe next time I will fly into Dusseldorf and make a day or two of relaxation.

great trip report. thanks for that. it definately tempted me to look into it a bit more. and so i found this. it might be old stuff but one or two might not have seen it.
cheers
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3oqgw ... -yang_sexy

Thanks for the report - I have been thinking about giving it a try. This is helpful.

Redstar - thanks for the link- I had not seen it before

Hi Prof

Glad you made it. Sorry to hear performances weren't all up to scratch. I must have been lucky, or things have gone downhill over the last couple of years. I scored 4/4 on BBBJ DATY and general freedom of access to the ladies bodies, so I thought BBBJ in particular was part of the standard service.

One did CIM but wanted an extra e40 for it. One was willing for e25 but it didn't happen. Didn't ask the other 2.

So thanks for the update. How was the indoor pool, that's new since I was there?

BBBJ should be part of the standard service in any decent FKK / Sauna club - and that IS how Yin Yang advertises itself, so I would expect it, and be very cross when the girl does not announce she deviates from this in advance of a room visit.. Of course there are always the dissident girls, but these should be a very minority - up to non-existent in places where they watch the service level more closely like the 'Hof and Babylon. Name and shame, I would say. The no kissing and no pussy touching also stinks, btw. CIM for extra is fair, though.

Where have all standards gone ?

Gaston

I am glad you all appreciated my reviews. One thing I am not critical of is Ying Yang - it is a very well run, friendly, considerate operation. I even left my cell phone in my robe pocket and dumped in the laundry hamper. After realizing I had screwed up, I returned and the phone was waiting for me as I walked in the door. The indoor pool was great - for relaxing, not for swimming - and, of course, for the occasional naked girl who jumps in. Once again, the facilities are great - it is worth 50 euro for the food and the relaxation, if one spends the day, and that does not count the female scenery or opportunity.

I think my mistake was to visit on Sunday. Next time, it will be later in the week, which I imagine will be much better. But next year - or this year if I have a chance to return to NL - I will really consider Villa Vertigo and, maybe, Golden Time. Any advice on those would be appreciated, although that is another thread here.

Prof.