Excerpted from czechsanchez's Trip Report - Jan Bik, avoid at all costs


I decided to ignore warnings on this forum and others about Jan Bik and try it out because it was across the street from my Hotel basically.

I walked to the 2nd floor, selected an attractive 21 yearold dutch girl (she has a tattoo on the side of her head and a lip peircing) I paid cash for a beer and chatted the girl up while waiting for my credit card to process.

After they processed my card (adding the beer on again, i did not notice this until i left) I go upstairs with the girl. From reviews i understood the brothel to be a GFE type experience, I was horrified to find out I had paid for a fuck and suck, without even being allowed to suck tits without paying extra.

I proceed to fool around with her, eventually going for a signature move that melts most hookers hearts (if you saw the American with George Clooney, pretty much same thing) When I wanted to switch back to missionary, she said she enjoyed the current position too much, when I said we could go back to that position to finish, she just lay limp like a noodle with an annoyed look, then proceeded to text on her cell phone.

As a fairly good looking guy in my 20s, whos pooned over most of Western and Central europe, my experience at Jan Bik has by far been the worst experience ever.

Id have honestly been happier picking up a chubby british girl on Vacatation from the bar, just as easy and probably a hell of a lot cheaper than my hour at Jan Bik

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Iggy1903's post in the same thread

I have been there many times, around a dozen. I'd say only two experiences were lackluster, and rest were anywhere from above average to excellent. This place is interesting, and I have found you get what you receive. Go in with a positive attitude, an open mind, and no hesitation to walk out if no one there strikes your fancy. Have a beer , look around, chat with a few women and go from there. I stop in every time I am in Amsterdam. I was there in November this year (11PM) and there were about 10 women there, nine overweight and one thin knockout. The good looking one had a guy next to her she was chatting up, I was enjoying a beer waiting to see what she was going to do. After a while, I thanked the hostess and left. No big deal, all it cost me was a beer. I will go back on my next visit.