Diane's Secret (DS) is private house located in The Hague and is a 10 minutes walk from train station Den Haag Laan v NOI. When I arrived, the ladies introduced themselves in the living room. Other punters were also present, so if absolute privacy and discretion is your thing, DS is not for you. Simone looked really nice and was cheerful, but I choose Manon. Other ladies also introduced themselves, but my choice was definitely Manon. You can also make an appointment, which is recommended. Luckily Manon could squeeze in some time and a free room could be arranged. Manon was absolutely great, a beautiful woman in het 20's. Excellent skill and technique and very sweet. She knows what she is doing, including DFK. She clearly loves her job and it shows. She is that very rare gem that should be cherished.

Thanks for your report. I need a new city to visit.

I prefer an open room to private introductions.

Did you feel "gentlemen's club" pressure from the ladies or were you allowed to relax and choose without being hassled? Did they offer free soft drinks? Were there mostly good-looking women or has it hit a nadir like Park 118 in Amsterdam? How much were extras, if you asked? 69, anal, BBBJ, etc.?

How was the area? Hotels nearby?

How was the coffeeshop scene in The Hague and were tourists turned away?

Any info appreciated.

Dank u well.

The last, the atmoshere was very chill.



The hostess asked whether I wanted a drink, I asked for a water and got it.



I can't say the majority was good looking. Three or four (out of 8 or 9) got my attention for their appearance.



I didn't ask.



The area is middle class. The closest hotel is a NH. I stayed in an Easyhotel (budget, in the centre) and Kurhaus (upscale, near the beach on the boardwalk). Both were good and served their purpose.



I'm not a weed smoker, but there are enough coffee shops in town and didn't hear of any problems for tourists.

What's your issue with Park 118, did something bad happen? I went in September last year and I had a good time!

REPLY 1:

Thanks, Franky. The Hague may be my only hooker/weed option, even though the city seems dull for a seven-day visit.

REPLY 2:

I've many Park 118 Trip Reports up, including one from December. I've been a regular there since 1993, and the quality of women has dropped tremendously while the room rates have risen. Demand has gone up due to so many other private houses going out of biz, so getting an attractive, young woman is difficult. Tipping used to be modest, but now the women are greedy lunatics. Some of them are so insane they think a 60-minute showerless nonluxury hour at Park 118 is worth 350+ euros, which is absurd. Like much of Amsterdam, what was once heaven is now hell.