Brainless media wh*re Mariska Majoor of the Prostitute (Mis)Information Centre announced Thursday that male prostitutes will be on display when she holds her second annual "open house" in the red light district March 31. Majoor says she has three males signed up, and expects at least three more.

Why male prostitutes will be involved and what they are intended to represent is unclear as none normally work in the district?unless you?include the increasing number of transvestites.? Her other project, the sure to be?stupid statue commemorating prostitutes, will also be unveiled.

The stated aim of the event is to improve the districts reputation. Perhaps a better way to?improve the districts reputation would be to?turn?several of the many males who actually do work in the district, the drug dealers?who?litter the area, into human pinatas and beat?them with sticks until?they burst open spilling out various stolen wallets and mobile phones, viagra tablets, "charlie", and other treasures.